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- Oscar Wilde

This blog is inconsistent. Maybe one of the most inconsistent pieces of my life. Maybe that’s real freedom; maybe I’m just lazy about this.</description><title>Inconsistent</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @noticetheburn)</generator><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>topherchris:

moneyisnotimportant:

Canada’s Money Has a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oqroxLCi1qch7b8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://topherchris.com/post/21386858663/glow-in-the-dark-quarter" target="_blank"&gt;topherchris&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.moneyisnotimportant.com/post/21330350593/glow-in-the-dark-quarter" target="_blank"&gt;moneyisnotimportant&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Canada’s Money Has a Glow-In-The-Dark Dinosaur On It&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is not a joke.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First they decide to get rid of the penny that’s really &lt;a href="http://www.moneyisnotimportant.com/post/18394843484/penny-floor" title="penny floor" target="_blank"&gt;only good for one thing&lt;/a&gt;, and now they issue a coin that not only has a dinosaur on it, but also &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;GLOWS IN THE&lt;/em&gt; &lt;em&gt;DARK!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure it’s an elaborate scheme to get &lt;a href="http://topherchris.com/" title="topherchris" target="_blank"&gt;Topherchris&lt;/a&gt; to move to Canada.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BRB MOVING TO CANADA&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I have never been so proud to be Canadian.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/40742989077</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/40742989077</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:59:39 -0700</pubDate><category>coins</category><category>awesome</category></item><item><title>topherchris:

moneyisnotimportant:

Canada’s Money Has a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oqroxLCi1qch7b8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://topherchris.com/post/21386858663/glow-in-the-dark-quarter" target="_blank"&gt;topherchris&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.moneyisnotimportant.com/post/21330350593/glow-in-the-dark-quarter" target="_blank"&gt;moneyisnotimportant&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Canada’s Money Has a Glow-In-The-Dark Dinosaur On It&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is not a joke.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First they decide to get rid of the penny that’s really &lt;a href="http://www.moneyisnotimportant.com/post/18394843484/penny-floor" title="penny floor" target="_blank"&gt;only good for one thing&lt;/a&gt;, and now they issue a coin that not only has a dinosaur on it, but also &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;GLOWS IN THE&lt;/em&gt; &lt;em&gt;DARK!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure it’s an elaborate scheme to get &lt;a href="http://topherchris.com/" title="topherchris" target="_blank"&gt;Topherchris&lt;/a&gt; to move to Canada.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BRB MOVING TO CANADA&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/40742904246</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/40742904246</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:58:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Didn’t See That Coming of the Day

When the...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cdWbMlfptOY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/36775073333/didnt-see-that-coming-of-the-day-when-the" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h2 class="title editable" data-edit-key="Title"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Didn’t See That Coming of the Day&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;div class="js-postdescription post-description is-collapsed  editable" data-edit-control="textArea" data-edit-key="Description" data-edit-max="1000"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When the 24-year-old contestant &lt;a href="http://soundcloud.com/metal-singer" target="blank"&gt;Rachel Aspe&lt;/a&gt; took center stage during a recent episode of the French reality competition show “La France À Un Incroyable Talent,” the audience didn’t expect to hear anything like this. Well, looks can be deceiving, and it turns out, Aspe is the vocalist of the melodic death metal band Dividead.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There is no Dana, there is only Zool.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/36788046344</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/36788046344</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 20:51:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>abovetheice:

frigging cool!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5698lHtPz1rt8x28o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://abovetheice.tumblr.com/post/33134002050/frigging-cool" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;abovetheice&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;frigging cool!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/33139835542</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/33139835542</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2012 21:58:43 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won’t make life perfect but she’ll make it..."</title><description>“Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won’t make life perfect but she’ll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that’s in you.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Gayle G. Roper (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://haniihany.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;haniihany&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/32241015364</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/32241015364</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2012 20:33:29 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m952qf4Q2C1qfew19o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/29946899715</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/29946899715</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 22:20:39 -0600</pubDate><category>yup</category></item><item><title>alwaysacatch:

Firefly | This is the entire show in one perfect...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73zdzb5VV1qaywulo1_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73zdzb5VV1qaywulo2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73zdzb5VV1qaywulo3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73zdzb5VV1qaywulo4_r3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73zdzb5VV1qaywulo5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73zdzb5VV1qaywulo6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73zdzb5VV1qaywulo7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73zdzb5VV1qaywulo8_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73zdzb5VV1qaywulo9_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73zdzb5VV1qaywulo10_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alwaysacatch.tumblr.com/post/27213722227" target="_blank"&gt;alwaysacatch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/" target="_blank"&gt;Firefly&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; | This is the entire show in one perfect sentence.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/27666889075</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/27666889075</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 19:50:36 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Books AND a winding staircase!? Hmfrmf…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hk0zOnvj1qfew19o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Books &lt;em&gt;AND&lt;/em&gt; a winding staircase!? Hmfrmf…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/27663660702</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/27663660702</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 18:58:11 -0600</pubDate><category>books</category><category>staircase</category><category>photo</category><category>wow</category></item><item><title>No words…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hjx9nRvg1qfew19o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;No words…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/27663527951</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/27663527951</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 18:55:00 -0600</pubDate><category>photo</category><category>dog</category><category>cute</category><category>love</category></item><item><title>One week til the lake. One week…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hjuxyxaB1qfew19o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;One week til the lake. One week…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/27663442814</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/27663442814</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 18:54:33 -0600</pubDate><category>vacation</category><category>travel</category><category>nintendo</category></item><item><title>The weekend is here! Let gravity work its magic.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hjrly9QU1qfew19o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The weekend is here! Let gravity work its magic.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/27663324332</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/27663324332</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 18:52:32 -0600</pubDate><category>weekend</category><category>love</category><category>wheeeeeeeeeee</category><category>photo</category></item><item><title>Finger? Stylus? Pfft! No, pen!...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dylsEKez1qfew19o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Finger? Stylus? Pfft! No, pen! Beautiful.&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://applefiedads.blogspot.ca/" target="_blank"&gt;http://applefiedads.blogspot.ca/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/27526316152</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/27526316152</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 20:22:40 -0600</pubDate><category>ads</category><category>apple</category></item><item><title>http://applefiedads.blogspot.ca/

Everyday items with applefied...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dyirywcY1qfew19o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://applefiedads.blogspot.ca/" target="_blank"&gt;http://applefiedads.blogspot.ca/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Everyday items with applefied ads. While I am getting sick of this concept, it’s so pleasing to the eye.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/27526192983</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/27526192983</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 20:20:51 -0600</pubDate><category>ads</category><category>apple</category><category>design</category><category>blogs</category></item><item><title>Alright…who was it?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz313oxyO71qfxydqo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Alright…who was it?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/26048616073</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/26048616073</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 21:48:18 -0600</pubDate><category>raptor</category><category>Awesome</category></item><item><title>lickystickypickywe:

galer-mafrer:

yuss.

accurate, scientific,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6az454YCN1qewacoo1_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lickystickypickywe.tumblr.com/post/26046050189/hierarchyofneeds" target="_blank"&gt;lickystickypickywe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galer-mafrer.tumblr.com/post/26045887614/hierarchyofneeds" target="_blank"&gt;galer-mafrer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yuss.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;accurate, scientific, truthful.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/26048382969</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/26048382969</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 21:44:31 -0600</pubDate><category>truth</category></item><item><title>This weekend...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://memewhore.tumblr.com/post/25886889635" target="_blank"&gt;memewhore&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://browncardigan.com/imagesfarm/1fFi7ZE0DVqQ8yx.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Stag party!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/25887291207</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/25887291207</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2012 17:41:53 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Had cookie dough dip at a party today. Worth the skipped heart...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m64z1fLTnW1qeido5o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Had cookie dough dip at a party today. Worth the skipped heart beats.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/25814143493</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/25814143493</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2012 17:40:48 -0600</pubDate><category>drool</category></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Marketing Campaign of the Day: A bicyclist in a...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/316AzLYfAzw?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/20926115462/marketing-campaign-of-the-day-a-bicyclist-in-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Marketing Campaign of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; A bicyclist in a sleepy Belgian town couldn’t resist when a giant red button caught his attention — it was just asking to be pushed. The dramatic fallout became TNT’s new ad spot in the country.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/s46ke/somewhere_in_a_little_town_in_belgium/" target="_blank"&gt;reddit&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/20933319989</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/20933319989</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 18:15:48 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Making big decisions about money | Seth Godin</title><description>&lt;a href="http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/2012/03/making-big-decisions-about-money.html"&gt;Making big decisions about money | Seth Godin&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.moneyisnotimportant.com/post/20019671493/making-big-decisions-about-money" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;moneyisnotimportant&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We’re bad at it. And marketers know this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Consider: you’re buying a $30,000 car and you have the option of upgrading the stereo to the 18 speaker, 100 watt version for just $500 more. Should you?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or perhaps you’re considering two jobs, one that you love and one that pays $2,000 more. Which to choose?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You are lucky enough to be able to choose between two colleges. One, the one with the nice campus and slightly more &lt;a href="http://www.stopstealingdreams.com/" target="_self"&gt;famous&lt;/a&gt; name, will cost your parents (and your long-term debt) about $200,000 for four years, and the other (“lesser” school) has offered you a full scholarship.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Which should you take?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In a surprisingly large number of cases, we take the stereo, even though we’d never buy a nice stereo at home, or we choose to “go with our heart because college is so important” and pick the expensive college. (This is, of course, a good choice to have to make, as most people can’t possibly find the money).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here’s one reason we mess up: Money is just a number.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/2012/03/making-big-decisions-about-money.html" target="_blank"&gt;Read on&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Some days, I feel like Seth is reading my mind.  Today is one of those days.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/20020008228</link><guid>http://noticetheburn.tumblr.com/post/20020008228</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:54:44 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>rockntrolla:

cristinamoreno:

foxtalbotnegatives:

beatboxgoesth...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locauza60G1qh8i1xo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rockntrolla.tumblr.com/post/18595125038/cristinamoreno-foxtalbotnegatives" target="_blank"&gt;rockntrolla&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cristinamoreno.tumblr.com/post/18546998871/foxtalbotnegatives-beatboxgoesthump-then" target="_blank"&gt;cristinamoreno&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foxtalbotnegatives.tumblr.com/post/11725512200" target="_blank"&gt;foxtalbotnegatives&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://beatboxgoesthump.tumblr.com/post/11576008261" target="_blank"&gt;beatboxgoesthump&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i fucking love the shit out of this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ll probably reblog this every time it shows up on my dash.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This makes me laugh so hard whenever it comes up. Figured I should probably just reblog it and have it forever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is (a) perfect, and (b) forever Karkat in my brain.&lt;/p&gt;
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